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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Professor
Sparkles
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxation
alien life
earthquakes
squirrels
game theory
the influence of the Mafia
politics
voting demographics
peace in the Middle East
electrical engineering
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.