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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles about …

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...foreign policy astrophysics theoretical linguistics the Kama Sutra voting demographics peace in the Middle East squirrels prison overpopulation frisbees ...sentient creatures

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