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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Dr
Sparkles
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
frisbees
socialism
astrophysics
lyme disease
Santa Claus
game theory
modern cryptography
renewable energy
amazing investment opportunities
building regulations
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.