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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles about …

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handbags ...sentient creatures the Easter bunny the merits of pineapple on pizza Santa Claus earthquakes how to make decent pastry fibre optics socialism Donald Trump

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