Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles about …

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fashion the Kama Sutra Donald Trump prison overpopulation the neighbour's hedge theoretical linguistics feminism electrical engineering squirrels fairies

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