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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles about …

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Santa Claus the heat death of the universe airport flight paths ancient Greek mythology fluid dynamics HDMI cables fashion molecular biology ...sentient creatures the influence of the Mafia

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