Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Ziggy
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the neighbour's hedge
molecular biology
lyme disease
cytology
airport flight paths
self-driving cars
...foreign policy
quantum physics
Buddha
renewable energy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.