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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell about …

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trigonometry Santa Claus the war on drugs crystallography ...sentient creatures peace in the Middle East modern cryptography hair loss skiing technique this amazing sponge recipe

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