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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Bilbo
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
equal rights
hair loss
bank interest rates
fashion
famous authors of the nineteenth century
mineralogy
plastic pollution
Latin poetry
...sentient creatures
neuroanatomy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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