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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Maggie
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
democracy
hair loss
yoga
biodiversity
how to make decent pastry
building regulations
bank interest rates
fairies
chronic alcoholism
high speed rail
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.