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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Maggie
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
metallurgy
earthquakes
trigonometry
climate change
smart home gadgetry
the Easter bunny
bank interest rates
...sentient creatures
fibre optics
the influence of the Mafia
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.