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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

yoga the Easter bunny bank interest rates Richard Dawkins the heat death of the universe high speed rail my use of offensive language fashion feminism the war on drugs

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