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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Buddy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
frisbees
building regulations
the birds and the bees
fibre optics
the neighbour's hedge
the Kama Sutra
discrete mathematics
biodiversity
renewable energy
my use of offensive language
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.