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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy about …

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earthquakes the Monty Hall problem Richard Dawkins discrete mathematics equal rights quantum physics self-driving cars peace in the Middle East astrophysics the Kama Sutra

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