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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Lola
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
game theory
fashion
hair loss
Bitcoin
skiing technique
the ageing population
handbags
building regulations
peace in the Middle East
ancient Greek mythology
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.