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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Lola
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
politics
biodiversity
earthquakes
building regulations
metallurgy
theoretical linguistics
lyme disease
plastic pollution
crystallography
the neighbour's hedge
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.