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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Daisy
about
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random pathetic excuse
molecular biology
Buddha
Richard Dawkins
lyme disease
biodiversity
smart home gadgetry
prison overpopulation
yoga
the Easter bunny
airport flight paths
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