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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink about …

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...sentient creatures equal rights antibiotic resistant bacteria fluid dynamics fairies the surveillance state the birds and the bees chronic alcoholism the Easter bunny the influence of the Mafia

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