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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink about …

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peace in the Middle East my use of offensive language the Kama Sutra Buddha artificial intelligence astrophysics socialism voting demographics electrical engineering the merits of pineapple on pizza

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