Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

...foreign policy fibre optics amazing investment opportunities the influence of the Mafia ancient Greek mythology neuroanatomy HDMI cables socialism high speed rail my use of offensive language

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