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I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Poppy
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
molecular biology
Donald Trump
high speed rail
squirrels
the neighbour's hedge
climate change
ancient Greek mythology
airport flight paths
metallurgy
peace in the Middle East
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