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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles about …

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plastic pollution electrical engineering how to make decent pastry the Kama Sutra chronic alcoholism the surveillance state public relations hair loss airport flight paths ...sentient creatures

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