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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles about …

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the ageing population the Monty Hall problem metallurgy chronic alcoholism Game of Thrones the heat death of the universe Richard Dawkins antibiotic resistant bacteria biodiversity building regulations

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