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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

fluid dynamics my use of offensive language renewable energy prison overpopulation voting demographics molecular biology chronic alcoholism frisbees the war on drugs the heat death of the universe

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