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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Trotsky
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the influence of the Mafia
discrete mathematics
yoga
antibiotic resistant bacteria
ancient Greek mythology
trigonometry
the Easter bunny
fashion
neuroanatomy
plastic pollution
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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