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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parakeet 🦜
Hermoine
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
high speed rail
the ageing population
fairies
politics
self-driving cars
my use of offensive language
building regulations
climate change
prison overpopulation
alien life
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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