Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parakeet 🦜 Bob about …

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peace in the Middle East black holes artificial intelligence the Monty Hall problem neuroanatomy self-driving cars the Kama Sutra building regulations mineralogy earthquakes

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