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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Sugar
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
ancient Greek mythology
game theory
amazing investment opportunities
the heat death of the universe
feminism
alien life
lyme disease
socialism
mineralogy
self-driving cars
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Dan
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