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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Minnie
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
frisbees
self-driving cars
mineralogy
cytology
yoga
Donald Trump
politics
prison overpopulation
renewable energy
fibre optics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.