Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Missy
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Richard Dawkins
plastic pollution
politics
fibre optics
public relations
HDMI cables
the ageing population
chronic alcoholism
handbags
airport flight paths
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.