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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Maya
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
squirrels
quantum physics
hair loss
my use of offensive language
chronic alcoholism
the heat death of the universe
peace in the Middle East
equal rights
renewable energy
mineralogy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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