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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Rocky
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Monty Hall problem
this amazing sponge recipe
bank interest rates
theoretical linguistics
discrete mathematics
wildfires
equal rights
taxation
fibre optics
neuroanatomy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.