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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble about …

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quantum physics ...sentient creatures the birds and the bees my use of offensive language earthquakes prison overpopulation antibiotic resistant bacteria squirrels theoretical linguistics game theory

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