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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Miss
Wibble
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pedicures
taxation
modern cryptography
the heat death of the universe
squirrels
politics
wildfires
handbags
...foreign policy
renewable energy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.