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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Miss
Wibble
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Monty Hall problem
electrical engineering
neuroanatomy
cytology
politics
democracy
the influence of the Mafia
this amazing sponge recipe
the war on drugs
Donald Trump
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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