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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Ms
Wibble
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
information theory
the heat death of the universe
bank interest rates
biodiversity
neuroanatomy
the merits of pineapple on pizza
famous authors of the nineteenth century
the Easter bunny
Latin poetry
earthquakes
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Dan
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