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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Ms
Wibble
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Brexit
peace in the Middle East
frisbees
the history of
mineralogy
alien life
amazing investment opportunities
airport flight paths
Game of Thrones
Bitcoin
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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