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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Mrs
Wibble
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
fashion
metallurgy
skiing technique
squirrels
modern cryptography
information theory
building regulations
black holes
the Monty Hall problem
theoretical linguistics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.