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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble about …

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antibiotic resistant bacteria the Monty Hall problem Latin poetry high speed rail prison overpopulation wildfires ancient Greek mythology the Easter bunny this amazing sponge recipe the surveillance state

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