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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Zeus
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
chronic alcoholism
amazing investment opportunities
crystallography
fairies
cytology
black holes
molecular biology
the ageing population
fibre optics
game theory
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.