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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Rufus
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
feminism
hair loss
climate change
public relations
lyme disease
quantum physics
this amazing sponge recipe
chronic alcoholism
cytology
Brexit
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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