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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Thor
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Brexit
amazing investment opportunities
fairies
...foreign policy
squirrels
the Easter bunny
self-driving cars
black holes
public relations
the Monty Hall problem
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.