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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Loki
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...foreign policy
the Kama Sutra
fairies
plastic pollution
...sentient creatures
crystallography
skiing technique
game theory
the Monty Hall problem
the history of
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.