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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Squishy
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
high speed rail
this amazing sponge recipe
alien life
peace in the Middle East
game theory
Bitcoin
socialism
public relations
skiing technique
black holes
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.