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I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Dr
Sparkles
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
alien life
...sentient creatures
equal rights
metallurgy
game theory
the surveillance state
fluid dynamics
self-driving cars
voting demographics
skiing technique
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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