Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles about …

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...sentient creatures ...foreign policy black holes the war on drugs ancient Greek mythology cytology antibiotic resistant bacteria metallurgy the neighbour's hedge feminism

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