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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Ms
Sparkles
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
black holes
socialism
electrical engineering
fibre optics
politics
amazing investment opportunities
the influence of the Mafia
airport flight paths
chronic alcoholism
HDMI cables
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.