Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles about …

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climate change renewable energy the merits of pineapple on pizza voting demographics game theory the war on drugs biodiversity the neighbour's hedge ...sentient creatures wildfires

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