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I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Mr
Sparkles
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
quantum physics
airport flight paths
fashion
Buddha
lyme disease
equal rights
Latin poetry
skiing technique
the influence of the Mafia
mineralogy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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