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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Maggie
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
famous authors of the nineteenth century
Brexit
peace in the Middle East
electrical engineering
prison overpopulation
Buddha
how to make decent pastry
the influence of the Mafia
molecular biology
plastic pollution
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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