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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Coco
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the influence of the Mafia
democracy
the neighbour's hedge
Richard Dawkins
alien life
electrical engineering
black holes
how to make decent pastry
biodiversity
public relations
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.