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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Mr
Stink
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
voting demographics
building regulations
astrophysics
how to make decent pastry
ancient Greek mythology
pedicures
the surveillance state
black holes
fairies
trigonometry
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.