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I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Charlie
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
democracy
ancient Greek mythology
public relations
modern cryptography
feminism
chronic alcoholism
prison overpopulation
the war on drugs
yoga
hair loss
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.