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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Molly
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the neighbour's hedge
...sentient creatures
theoretical linguistics
voting demographics
famous authors of the nineteenth century
metallurgy
yoga
lyme disease
fashion
chronic alcoholism
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Dan
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