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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Bella
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Kama Sutra
Bitcoin
climate change
the influence of the Mafia
high speed rail
skiing technique
this amazing sponge recipe
democracy
pedicures
neuroanatomy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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