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I was talking to my pet
snake 🐍
Voldemort
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random pathetic excuse
plastic pollution
the Monty Hall problem
fairies
Richard Dawkins
artificial intelligence
fluid dynamics
squirrels
antibiotic resistant bacteria
amazing investment opportunities
molecular biology
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Dan
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