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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles about …

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the influence of the Mafia the war on drugs alien life Game of Thrones discrete mathematics the Kama Sutra equal rights my use of offensive language airport flight paths HDMI cables

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